Garages, what are they for? Are they storage units? Well, sure.
You store your vehicle in them, not a bunch of crap that you never use. All those items you couldn’t do without that
take up the room where a vehicle could rest its weary wheels, like a 68 Mustang
or a 1952 Mercedes. Of course, I would
love to put my 2001 Nissan Frontier or 2012 Ford Focus in my garage. Can I? No.
Why?
I have too much crap in the blasted structure.
For
the last couple of years, I have asked for help at getting rid of stuff in the
garage. I have kids toys, tons of
kitchen stuff, sporting equipment, a ton of my unfinished projects, stuff for
smoking meat, an armoire, a pool table, and I don’t even know what else. I am tired of it all. Oh, and don’t get me started on the old crappy
furniture out there. My word!!!
I
have heard rumor that my husband may not be doing any extra military duty this
summer. At first I was so excited. I have a honey do list a mile long that would
keep him busy every weekend. What has he
gone and done? He has scheduled barbecue
competitions every weekend he is not at drill. Are you kidding me?
But
wait, if he is gone, I won’t have to argue the reason for tossing things. I know a couple of young men who might be
willing to help me make some Good Samaritan and dump runs. I might even be tempted to have a weekend
garage sale. I am getting a little
hopeful that my stupid garage will quit being a crap storage unit and go back
to being a vehicle storage unit. In the
meantime, does anyone want a Thule storage thing for the top of their car? Or how about a really nice pool table? I will give you a good price!!!
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